Dear person,

I know that you like me so I've been trying real hard not to be a douchebag and snap at you. But can you please just stop it? It's very burdensome.

I know you genuinely care but can you like...not? Or at least change the way you're doing it? Because right now, it feels like you only care because you want to get with me that badly.

You confessed to me and I never said anything. Just an, "Oh, okay" and laughed to get rid of the awkwardness but I took you seriously. However, just because I didn't give you a flat out no, that doesn't give you the okay to try and get with me with full force.

Honey, if I don't like you now, what makes you think I'm going to like you if you keep trying to impress me?

You're not impressing anybody and everybody else I've talked to about you think you're trying too hard that it's annoying.

You mope around because you know it's one sided so much to the point that everybody can see it. It's just so annoying. Do you know how burdensome that is on me?

I know that you care and as a friend, I appreciate it, but can you stop acting like that?

You say you don't have to put any effort into being friends with people you feel comfortable with, and you say that you feel comfortable with me, but then why does it feel like you're trying so hard?

You constantly worry whether or not a conversation with me is awkward. Seriously, wtf?

If you know it's one-sided, go build a goddamn bridge elsewhere and get the fuck over it and buy some mother fucking ice cream. FUCK.

It's just so burdensome. If you keep it up, I feel that one day I may snap at you. I don't want to, but the way you're acting isn't making me like you any more but less. So please stop.